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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Zeus eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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