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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Jelly eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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