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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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