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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮
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