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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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