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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃
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