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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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