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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Jenkins eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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