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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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