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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Gizmo eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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