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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Simba eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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