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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Simba eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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