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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Maggie eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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