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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡
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