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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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