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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡
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