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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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