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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺

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