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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Toby eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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