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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rosie eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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