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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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