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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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