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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ms Stink eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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