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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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