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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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