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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Bella eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻

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