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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Poppy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

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