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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏
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