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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗

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