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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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