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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁
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