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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺

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