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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Worf eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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