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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rex eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁

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