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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Pebbles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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