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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Piper eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗

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