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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Minnie eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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