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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Missy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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