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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗

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