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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rocky eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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