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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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