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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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