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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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