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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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