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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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