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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗

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