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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Simpkins eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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