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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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