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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Misty eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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