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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Maggie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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