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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Daisy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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